Britney wants Willy

Funny story written by Wildjesusfishkid

Wednesday, 25 April 2007

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Doing her best to give satisfaction.

Britney Spears has been shooting her mouth off saying that she wants Willy.

Prince William who has recently split with Kate Middleton, the William's bird for the last four years, has had to resort to doing a few things on his own as Kate has not been around. Britney has said that she would be more than willing to give him a hand and that she fancied him like mad even though he's just finished with his last bit.

A spokesman for the William said that he has all of her CDs and would welcome a hand from Britney.

William is said to be resting after the recent climax with Kate. The Prince expressed an interest in Britney and rumours abound that they are planning to meet at Scratchwood services on the M1.

Britney is not expected to remain tight lipped about the meeting which may be a bit of a blow for the Prince.

The Prince of Wales said "Dat's my Boy"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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