London - (Ass Mess): Residents of the multi-millionaire North London enclave of Hampstead are barricading themselves in their bijou properties this weekend as the dregs of eurotrash z-list celebs descend on the leafy neighborhood for the christening of Geri Halliwell's daughter Bluebell Madonna, nicknamed Belladonna the deadly nightshade plant.
The baby is due to be dunked in the font of St John's Wort Parish Church, Hampstead with a bevy of has-been wannabe something godparents.
These include Victoria Beckham who has made a living promoting that anorexia-held-together-by-botox look fashionable in Colombian eurotrash money laundering circles.
And Kenny Goss the former North Texas cheerleader whose career rocketed when singer George Michael took him in hand.
Little Belladona's father, Sasha Gervasi, is not expected to be present.
The scriptwriter of films like The Big Tease and The Terminal was once a wannabe rockstar.
In 1985 he co-founded the group The Diceheads but soon left after a tiff.
The band then went on to become rich and famous having regrouped under the pseudonym of Bush.
Victoria Beckham is 39.