Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are now officially ex-husband and ex-wife. They finished working out the details of their divorce yesterday in Los Angeles with their attorneys present.
Some of the details are as follows:
Britney gets:
- her wigs
- Paris Hilton
- Her mouseketeer Ears
- Her tattoos
- Her panties (with a promise to wear them faithfully)
- The Kids (except when partying or in rehab)
- The money
- The homes
- The cars
- Swimming pools, movie stars
Kevin will receive
- The kids (21 hours a day, when Britney is partying or in rehab)
- His tattoos
- All proceeds from his singing and acting careers (estimated at $895 per year)
- No spousal support
- The taco bell gift certificates
- His posee
- Zero talent
- The shaft
- 1000 free anytime minutes and 100 text per month on Britney's cell phone plan
- His tacky hats
