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Funny story: Donald Trump Being Evicted

Donald Trump Being Evicted

Imagine being kicked out of the White House by 75,196,576 people. Now that is one serious eviction notice! Start your packing! What? No way! So Trump’s taking his rent-free, four-year renewal option to the U.S. Supreme Court. Somebody tell th…

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Funny story: Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?

Who Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?

The public watches Donald Trump fly from city to city in a desperate attempt to salvage his doomed campaign for re-election. Who is paying for Air Force One's fuel? Rumor is, his campaign is broke, and buddies on Wall Street won’t chip in with a l…

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Funny story: Air Force One Has Covid-19

Air Force One Has Covid-19

Like Typhoid Annie, Air Force One has become a spreader of Covid-19. Step inside the 747, and you are bound to catch it. The plane is an enclosed environment with air conditioning circulating the virus. Masks, on Air Force One, are frowned upon, so s…

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Funny story: Ways To Remove Trump From White House After Election

Ways To Remove Trump From White House After Election

Given that Donald Trump is going to lose another election - this time, not just the popular vote, but also the electoral vote - means he will no longer be able to remain in the White House. He might insist on a job as a gardener, find a bank of fi…

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Funny story: The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago

The Captain of Air Force One Confesses He Let President Trump Fly The Plane From Washington D.C. to Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Fake News) - Air Force One Captain Angus P. Pellakowski has admitted that he violated Air Force One policy by allowing an unqualified individual to fly the presidential plane. POTUS ended up flying Air Force One From Washington…

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Funny story: Many People are Noticing How Much Older Ivanka Trump is Looking Lately

Many People are Noticing How Much Older Ivanka Trump is Looking Lately

BEVERLY HILLS – The President's oldest daughter, Ivanka Trump, flew to Beverly Hills on Air Force One yesterday, to get a manicure and a pedicure. Several reporters remarked how old she is looking. One said that he had talked to a White House cook...

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Funny story: SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

SpaceX Rocket To Wear A Mask

Cape Canaveral: Not that Elon Musk is trying to make a point with Donald Trump, (Who can?), but the Space X rocket launch was postponed, not because of raindrops, but because the rocket is being fixed with a face mask. Thinking people started ask...

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Funny story: President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

President Trump Has Decided to Rename Air Force One

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The president’s chief counsel, Kellyanne Conway, has just informed the White House media about a decision that POTUS has just made. Conway informed the press that the president has decided that, after 67½ years of the presidenti...

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Funny story: Boeing offers White House “buy two get three” Air Force One deal

Boeing offers White House “buy two get three” Air Force One deal

Once again with eye on the budget, the White House has moved steadily forward on how to save the US money. Eliminating aid programs for newly-documented immigrants in housing vouchers, medicaid, and food stamps is now official. Money saved her...

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Funny story: Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

Coming Soon: Trump Removed From Office

When Donald Trump is removed from office for fraud, collusion, bad tweets, terrible hairdo, obstruction of justice, due to stealing his election with the help of his Russians pals, all of his judicial appointments and executive orders will have to be...

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Funny story: Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent

Trump Fires Overly Polite Secret Service Agent

Washington, DC - A Secret Service Agent was summarily dismissed yesterday after offering Donald J. Trump assistance. The incident occurred while Trump was walking down wet slippery stairs of Air Force One. The agent offered assistance by stating,...

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Funny story: Obama forced to exit rear end of Air Force One plus no red carpet

Obama forced to exit rear end of Air Force One plus no red carpet

Mr. Obama's arrival in China for the G-20 summit was somewhat perplexing as no properly placed stairway and accompanying red carpet were supplied at the airport. State Department officials are studying this development but have dispensed with call...

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Funny story: Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

Trump Will Make the Space Shuttle Air Force One

New York, NY Donald Trump announced some of the changes he will make when he becomes President of the United States. "For starters, I will be replacing Air Force One. My own plane is much nicer so I think the only comparable thing the government h...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Hunts Showers On Planes

Jennifer Aniston Hunts Showers On Planes

Best thing about watching the Australian Open is the Jennifer Aniston commercial. She's cute, neat and doesn't appear to be in need of a shower. In the commercial, she is searching for the shower during a flight. No showers? This isn't an Air Emirate...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"

Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"

BILLINGSGATE POST: "I will never have a plane with my name on it," said Ted Cruz in comparing himself to rival Don Trump; "unless I am elected president and change my name to Air Force One." "EGAD FAP! KAFF KAFF!..WHEEEZ! GULP! GLUG GLUG!" Whene...

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Funny story: Air Force One Hijacked!

Air Force One Hijacked!

Top officials at the United States Department of Homeland Security have declared a national state of emergency due to the hijacking of Air Force One, the presidential airliner. In a brazen act of terror the Boeing VC-25 was commandeered by the rad...

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Funny story: New Scramjet replaces President's Scare Force One

New Scramjet replaces President's Scare Force One

Washington - A solar-powered supersonic combusting ramjet built from sustainable recycled carbon fiber and organic fairtrade hessian interior has been chosen as the new presidential runabout. The latest US Air Force acquisition will be a variant...

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