Ghislaine Maxwell Can Clear Trump In Exchange For A Presidential Pardon

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 24 July 2025

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Easy. The above or jail from 1 year to 20?

It would be like a slam-dunk, as former CIA head George Tenet said about finding weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. But this time the slam-dunk would be the promise of a presidential pardon if Ghislaine Maxwell cleared Donald Trump of anything to do with Jeffrey Epstein or Epstein’s child trafficking ring.

Point the finger at someone else. Blame the perpetrators of the Epstein child trafficking ring on other people.

The MAGA folks would buy it hook, line, and sinker.

Maxwell could even take her oath on one of Trump’s Bibles printed in China and selling for just $59.99. He'd even offer a bible sale discount.

Instead of mentioning Donald Trump in any way remotely involved in a child trafficking ring, or having anything to do with Jeffrey Epstein, blame the criminal ring on others starting with Meryl Streep, Rosie O’Donnell, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Liz Cheney, Elon Musk, Adam Schiff, Jimmy Kimmel, Jasmine Crockett, and Barack Obama.

The Trump organization would supply the entire list, and Maxwell could be out of jail the day following her testimony, swimming in the Bahamas, attending fashion shows in Paris and London, making the cover of Vogue magazine, and also given an entire floor at Trump Tower. 

What’s not to love about this deal? It’s a real slam-dunk!

Editor’s note: The U.S. military invasion never found weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. It was no slam-dunk.

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