Watch It Trump, California Could Exit & Become An Independent Nation

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 12 June 2025

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“Hanging from a cable car!”

Donald Trump has failed in all of his previous jobs, so it wouldn't be surprising if he failed to keep the United States united. He would go down in history as The Loser President.

California is the 4th largest economy in the world, following the United States, China, and Germany.
 
With Silicon Valley, the film industry, Stanford University, Yosemite and professional Mexican workers harvesting California’s crops that feed the world, what would California need from any other states?

And why do Californians have to pay federal taxes, shipped out of state to subsidize poorer red, MAGA states that can not support themselves, but vote to take away the human rights of U.S. women?

However, red MAGA states do support the felon in the White House who governs using cruelty and revenge. "They're eating the cats and dogs."

California also has the magnificent city of San Francisco! The Paris of the United States. And San Francisco also has the largest Chinese population outside of China! 

There’s the Little Russia with the aroma of Piroshki, the Mission which floats a cloud of Mexican foods above the district, North Beach with everything Italian from Arancini to Zabaione, with pasta and pizza in between, and then there’s China town, where you can travel there by, “Hanging from a cable car,” as sung by Judy Garland…   

California has everything, including the Pacific Ocean and Muir Woods, with trees almost alive since the time of J. Christ. A few hundred years short. 

And California also has a governor who doesn’t rely on strongly worded letters sent to the White House by snail mail. The guy isn’t afraid to speak truth to the White House, and he demands action; or else.  

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