Whoops, Trump Bombs Iran

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 22 June 2025

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Trump's Riviera on Gaza?

So who gave the pussy grabber, felon permission to bomb three of Iran’s nuclear facilities? He's supposed to have congressional approval before engaging in an act of war.   

It gets muddy. 

While the Constitution grants Congress the sole power to declare war, the president, as Commander-in-Chief, has the authority to direct military operations once Congress has authorized a war. 

Muddy? Yes. It's like: Whose on First?

If there is not Congressional approval first? Then, the Commander-in-Chief has no authority to direct military operations. 

Right?

Maybe.

In an emergency, without a formal declaration of war, a president may initiate defensive actions in response to threats. However, what kind of immediate threat was Iran to the US halfway around the world?

Iran was not a direct threat to the US.

Seems like no one is on First.

Having three US B-2 stealth bombers fly halfway around the world, loaded with bunker-buster bombs, targeting Iran’s nuclear-developing facilities appears to be an act of war, but without Congressional approval.

Where is Democratic leader Senator Schumer? Moreover, where is Democratic House leader Hakeem Jeffries? Nancy Pelosi would have been yelling her head off by now.   

Or was this entire bombing episode an advance payment to Israel for Trump’s imagined Riviera On The Gaza coast filled with Trump hotels? 

Now that's a home run for Trump!

But a fowl ball and out for world peace.

 

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