President Jean Michel Frederic Macron of France, known for his elegance, was deplaning in Vietnam with his exquisite wife, Madame Brigitte Macron, when she noticed a booger hanging from her husband’s nose. While it may not have been as prominent as a Mount Blanc pastry from Angelina’s Cafe in Paris, the lady nevertheless wanted to sweep it away before deplaning.
Okay?
While she was in the process of sweeping the booger away, the airplane door swung open, and BOOM, her thoughtful gesture, (that any partner may have performed) instantly became a knockout, right handed, ten-count, fist to French President Jean Michel Frederic Macron's face, and was filmed, instantly sent and seen around the world.
“Who knew President Macron was an abused, beaten up victim of his much older wife who once was his high school teacher?”
The Macrons appeared to get along well before the booger incident; why was the always fashionable Madame Macron instantly dismissed, thrown to the wolves, and relegated to the role of a dominatrix beating up the President of France?
Stuff like boogers happen. But a knockout, right-handed, ten-count punch to the face make headlines.
And headlines $ell papers.
One knockout punch by Madame Macron to her husband, French President Macron, sells more papers than a sweet smile on the little lady deplaning, wearing a long bright red (Givenchy?) jacket. Did anyone mention or even notice Madame Macron’s slender legs covered in black leggings? Very Audrey Hepburn style.
So while the world waits for the next Punch And Judy show, the Macrons remain silent about the booger incident, carry on, chin up, and hopefully with no more boogers in sight.
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