Donald Trump Blames Joe Biden For Stormy Daniels and Divorces From Ivana And Marla 

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 1 May 2025

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"Yes. I really said what I said and I meant it."

Well, Donald Trump has blamed Joe Biden for Trump's numerous failures, including what Kamala Harris called "the greatest man-made economic crisis in modern presidential history…" so why not blame Joe Biden for his divorces and Stormy? 

Donald Trump even blamed the war in Ukraine on Biden's poor leadership and that he, Donald Trump, promised to end the war in Ukraine on day one after being sworn in as U.S. President. It is day 101 since being sworn in, and the battle continues. 

Donald Trump inherited the top-rated U.S. economy from Biden, but Trump calls Biden's leadership "Fake news."

Kamala Harris went on to describe Trump's presidency as "… an agenda, a narrow self-serving vision of America, where they punish truth-tellers, favor loyalists, cash in on their power and leave everyone to fend for themselves, all while abandoning allies and retreating from the world," 

Whew!

"Fake news."

So after Trump blamed his divorce from both Ivana and Marla and even the Stormy Daniels thing on Joe Biden, Joe Biden exploded!

Instead of the sweet sayings and antidotes from ancestors long since passed away, Biden is rumored to have yelled,"That f—————g son of a b———h. And that isn't fake news."  

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