Well, early Happy Father’s Day for King Charles!
Nothing must be more welcomed by a parent than having their child suggest his parent’s abbreviated lifespan.
It was suggested that Harry's father, the King of England, exploded with rage and ordered the gates of Buckingham Palace locked immediately.
“Who knows how long,” Harry suggested his father had to live.
In other words, He’s going to kick the bucket pretty soon because he has cancer (as if anyone has forgotten), so a welcome back more quickly would be in Dad’s best interest.
Immediately, the gates at Sandringham and Balmoral were also slammed shut.
Harry regretted that no one told him he could lose his case against the British government in his quest for government-funded protection, paid for by British taxpayers. He lost.
Well, if you quit your job (no matter the job) and run off to live on Pitcairn Island, you are no longer entitled to be paid for coffee breaks or a two-week vacation.
Harry quit his job and abandoned the aging Queen as though leaving her alone with a sextant. Though disappointed, the Queen, as always, carried on successfully without Harry.
Life on Pitcairn and making jam should be paradise. Enjoy.
But don’t forget that you were given one breakfast sausage less than your older brother, and that you were also given the smaller room in the castle.
Life was not perfect in the castle either.
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