How To Destroy A Superpower Nation With Three Words?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 11 May 2025

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"I've got a bridge I want to sell. It'll take you to Mars. Any buyers?"

The three words: Elect Donald Trump. The rest is downhill. And there goes a superpower.

But who would vote for a 34 time convicted felon, guilty of sexual abuse, a tax evader, adulterer, a draft dodger, who called fallen soldiers suckers and losers, a Jeffrey Epstein good friend, an election loser who started the insurrection at the Capitol, and a person no one would not want as a neighbor?

Enter welfare queen Elon Musk, and a good friend of Vladimir Putin. Buying into Tesla and forcing out the two original NASA engineers that started Tesla, Musk then secured US government contracts, with the eventual promise of building a rocket stairway to Mars, populated with his 5,000 children. This South African native became the instant richest man in the world. Thanks to US government contracts paid for by US government taxpayers.

Editor’s note: How do I get a US government contract?   

Reply: Can you jump?

Editor’s note: Yes.

Reply: You don’t qualify.

Anyway, the welfare queen, Musk, contributed $250 million to Trump’s presidential campaign, which got Trump elected. Then, Trump appointed Musk as head of DOGE, a new US government agency invented to clean up excess government spending, and erase any record of Musk’s questionable financial activities.

Editor’s note: The son of a b———h!  

Reply: There’s more.

After elected, Trump raised tariffs on all imports, collapsing US trade and economy, weakening the US, dumping the US from superpower status.

 Musk's good friend Vladimir Putin is smiling. 

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