Is Anyone Ready For Impeachment—Yet?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 20 February 2025

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Cleaning house.

The Supreme Court had better watch it. They could be next to go in Elon Musk's house cleaning service. Think of the money he would be able to save. All those black robes cost and having to wait an entire year for a decision, and they also get a paid vacation. The numbers add up: the 2024 U.S. Supreme Court's budget request was a whopping $161.3 million. 

Wow! That could buy a lot of hamburgers. Elon could do the same job as the Supreme Court for a fraction of the cost—just the price of a rubber stamp with a NO marker.

Too bad the majority of the Court always sided with the pussy grabbing, draft dodging, tax evading, adulterous, convicted felon who says his good friend (the closet Nazi) worked the computers in Pennsylvania and put him over the top. 

Republican Senators and House members, listen up. You'll be the next to go. The janitor from South Africa has you in his sights as well, ready for his dustpan, and then out you go. You will not even be safe if you're a Trump Republican because one bent knee won't be enough. Try walking around the Capitol on two knees. Can't manage that? Out you go.

That's the Trump/Musk future for the United States of America because the House and Senate voted against democracy in favor of a pussy grabbing, draft dodging, tax evading, adulterous, convicted felon who says his good friend (the closet Nazi) worked the computers in Pennsylvania and put him over the top.     

Is anyone ready to impeach—yet?
   

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