After Donald Trump annexes Canada, followed by Greenland, the pussy grabbing felon has decided also to annex Ukraine. Trump says Putin is okay with it.
Putin? Not so sure.
Trump plans to make Ukraine a war zone theme park. No rebuilding is necessary, just rides and slides. And there's the history! It will be the most fantastic place to play Shoot Em' Dead games. The U.S. chief draft dodger insists that all his MAGA people are itching for the chance to play, "Bang, bang, you're dead."
Putin? Not so sure he wants Trump that close to Moscow, along with his MAGA people. He watched what they did to the Capitol on January 6th.
Of course, the chief tax evader says he'll erect several high-rise hotels (paid for by the U.S. taxpayer) but will have the TRUMP name on all hotel towers. The Republican majority in the House and Senate are on their bent knee, in total agreement. "Anything you say, boss."
Putin? He's talking to Zelenskyy about getting Trump out of Ukraine, insisting his MAGA people are coming.
A Zelenskyy general replied, "Ukraine is taking care of Russia. We can take care of Trump and his MAGA chicken shit, dirt-scratching, nose-picking followers. All it will take is a few of Epstein's whores, and some porn stars giving him a second glance, and he'll follow them back to Mar-a-Lago and pretend to play golf."
Putin? Not so sure. But Putin is trying to retrieve the Moscow Ritz-Carlton Golden Shower film of Donald Trump, which Trump insists has never happened.
Putin? Very sure.
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