Donald Trump Should Have Been Tried In Juvenile Court 

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Monday, 6 January 2025

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Treated as a juvenile.

After all, Donald Trump appears to suffer from arrested development, and has issues with adult judgment, i.e.,  "The Haitian immigrants are eating cats and dogs."

In a juvenile way, he simulated oral sex on a microphone. What adult does that? Name any head of state? Queen Elizabeth? Margaret Thatcher? Charles de Gaulle?

That wasn't funny. However, his MAGA supporters seemed to think so. Maybe that's a MAGA after-dinner activity instead using forks and spoons

Like Jeffrey Epstein, Donald Trump prefers women on the younger side and has consistently married women half his age. He also creates schoolyard nicknames for opponents, canceling out discussing the issues.  

Donald Trump must believe his clown-like makeup looks like a real sun tan. He has difficulty spelling, even using spell-check. Forget synonyms and metaphors; he may use sound effects, but doesn't know they're called onomatopoeias. 

Donald Trump's Ten Rules:

1- comb-over 

2- hair spray

3- orange makeup

4- red tie

5- floppy, open jacket

6- shoe lifts

7- deception: the dog ate my homework, immigrants are eating cats and dogs.  

8- praise dictators

9- create nicknames 

10- grab women by the pussy

Donald Trump isn't a scholar. The kindest description is juvenile, and his trial should have been held in Juvenile Court. In Juvenile Court, he would have received a suspended sentence, a slap on the wrist, ordered to picked up trash near the freeway, then told to go home, and be a good boy.

Like a juvenile. 

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