"They Will Eat You For Lunch," Said Kamala Harris

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 9 February 2025

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"I'm flying to Florida on Air Force One."

During the Harris-Trump debate, Vice President Kamala Harris famously predicted, "They will eat you for lunch."

It's lunchtime, and Elon Musk is in his after-lunch burping session. Accompanied by a team of teenage hackers, Musk continues to dismantle the U.S. government.

Meanwhile, Donald Trump is out playing golf.

The Republican House and Senate members are okay and agree with Donald Trump's indifference. Trump won't primary Republican members supporting him. They'll keep their jobs. Bingo!

Editor: Don't be harsh. And don't refer to them as Lap-Monkeys.    

Reply: Right.

Those traitors of their oath to the U.S. Constitution enjoy their limousines, occasional fights on Air Force One, instant restaurant reservations, televised House and Senate committee meetings, signing autographs, celebrity status, and keeping their jobs. All they have to do is do Trump's bidding. However, the bidding belongs to Elon Musk.

Burp!

The preamble of the U.S. Constitution begins with: "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect union…" 

Unfortunately, the more perfect union is being sabotaged by an orange-face, pussy grabbing felon named Donald Trump. Also, the indifferent, limousine-driven Republican House and Senate members, presently led by a ravenous, Nazi-saluting South African, focused on starting a colony on Mars and who ate Donald Trump for lunch. 

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