Trump Tackles Greenland? Better He Tackle His Waistline

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 12 January 2025

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"Guess what? I only committed one felony."

Here's the latest from Donald Trump, the convicted felon of 34 counts (34 felony counts that the US Supreme Court willfully ignored, though stipulated in the US Constitution), and allowed to run for President of the United States. Donald Trump, the bone spur draft dodger, wants to invade, conquer, annex, and make Greenland the 51st state of the United States. 

Smoke dreams? What else? Distraction from labeled The Convicted Felon President Of The United States? Again, what else?

Will old bone spurs lead the troops invading Greenland like General Eisenhower led the invasion of Normandy? More smoke dreams. The same goes for taking over the Panama Canal. The Convicted Felon President Of The United States is an armchair general. 

Okay.

Meanwhile, Canada is building a wall. Guess why? The promised invasion by The Convicted Felon President Of The United States. And guess who will end up paying for the wall between Canada and the US? 

Taken before the International Court of Justice at The Hague, all Canada has to say is, "The Convicted Felon President Of The United States threatened to invade and take over Canada. Canada had to build a wall to protect its women and children. What else could a civilized nation do against the Convicted Felon President Of The United States?

"Right! The United States must pay for the wall protecting Canada from the United States. This case is closed." 

Reaction by The Convicted Felon President Of The United States?

"This is the greatest injustice perpetuated by a criminal court ever and lots and lots of other nations and friends agree that it was an act of malice, trumped up, (pardon me), an act of misuse of power and… 

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