Is Elon Musk Blackmailing Donald Trump? Huh?

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Tuesday, 11 February 2025

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"Up, up and away....to Mars."

People question, “What does Elon Musk have on Donald Trump?”

It seems like Trump won’t say “Boo,” about Musk and continues to praise Musk and his rockets that went straight up and came back down, landing exactly where they were programmed to land. 

Forget that airlines do the same thing every minute, every hour, every day, every week, and every month worldwide. True, rockets are different from planes, but computers program both.

While Trump is transfixed by Elon Musk’s computer magic and continues to praise Musk at every opportunity, one wonders what ever happened to D.J. Vance. He's nowhere.  

While Elon Musk makes headlines, Trump is enjoying the back seat. Maybe he’s in the front seat of his golf cart, but why would Trump surrender the spotlight to Musk or anyone?

Could Elon have something on Trump? Did Elon see Donald eat a second piece of chocolate cake, and did Elon add that to the list on his computer? Did he catch Trump cheating at his golf game? The Trump shoe-lifts? Another porn star? 

Elon moves around D.C. Federal buildings with his group of teenage hackers, easily breaking into computers, retrieving financial information, and canceling programs under the guise of cutting wasteful spending. 

Or maybe Elon knows how Trump won the 2024 Presidential Election. Maybe Elon and his gang of computer hackers knew how to put Trump over the top, giving the White House to Trump and Fort Knox to Elon Musk. Why? So Musk could continue to finance his voyage to Mars. 

Maybe?  

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