A 3rd Trump Impeachment May Work

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Thursday, 9 January 2025

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All Trump needs is a pair of scissors to make it WWIII.

As the idiom goes, the third time is a charm, and Donald Trump’s third impeachment should work. Like the third pancake, the third child, or the third try over a fence on a horse, it works. Always. Like a charm. Do it one more time. Impeach Donald Trump.

The U.S. makes mistakes. Take the Edsel. But the US also produced the Avanti; a beautiful and still contemporary design.

Donald Trump’s third impeachment would work. The Congress could even do it before the inauguration. Of course, Trump should never have been in the White House in the first place, but to paraphrase an idiom, stuff happens.

Trump wants to switch the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America. Didn’t the guy pass geography in 6th grade? The President of Mexico Claudia Sheinbaum gave Donald Trump a lesson in geography and history using a wall-size map.

Invade Greenland, like Putin invaded Ukraine? How stupid is that? Does he dream that Denmark, a NATO member, will say, "Okay?"

What happened to reducing grocery costs? Have his concepts for healthcare developed into a reality - yet?

The walking Orange Julius has always been a joke, and jokes are okay, but now he’s exposing the educational system of the United States.

However, it isn’t just Greenland and the Gulf of Mexico. Trump also wants to annex our upstairs neighbor Canada.

Hold your: "Huh?"

Always a polite gentleman, former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau came out blasting Donald Trump for his hamburger-fed suggestion: "He has a snow ball in hell of doing that."

So, Congress, do your duty. Save the U.S. further embarrassment. Impeach Donald Trump. 

Send him back to Musk-a-Lago.

 

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