Musk-A-Lago, Formerly Known As Mar-A-Lago

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Friday, 20 December 2024

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The Musk House? Say it ain't so, Joe."

No one is saying, but it seems like the Donald Trump Supreme Court gave Elon Musk instant US citizenship, then he moved to Florida (with his partners and children), and has taken over.

The name changed from Mar-A-Lago and is now Musk-A-Lago.

Asked how Donald Trump feels about this? Mr. Trump is doing his one-and-a-two, left fist punch, retract, right fist punch, retract, dance-o-rama.

That’s an okay sign. Reason why? Donald Trump has never been that near or that close to a real, live, rich guy, but it seems like the same real, live, rich guy is calling all the shots. 

So maybe Elon Musk can’t jump, but he managed to barrel into Trump’s radar, and this appears to be a true bromance—sort of like the old bromance Trump once-upon-a-time had with Rudolph Giuliani.

How do Trump’s MAGA people feel about Elon Musk taking over Donald Trump’s transition period, picking out Donald Trump’s cabinet members, even the unqualified candidates, rumored sex offenders, rumored tax evaders, rumored pedophiles, and one individual claiming to have a worm living in his brain? 

No problem. Whatever Trump decides is super okay with MAGA people. He told MAGA people that he was Robert Redford ages ago, and that, and everything else is okay with them.

So where will Elon Musk live once Donald Trump moves into the White House? It could be across the street at the Blair House reserved for veeps. 

No. Musk prefers the The Lincoln bedroom in the White House.

What does Trump have to say about that?

The dance-o-rama begins again with a right fist punch and a left fist punch.
 

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