Trump Barred From Selling Cars, Real Estate Or Tending Bar -- Due To 34 Felonies

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Sunday, 22 December 2024

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Donald Trump can't sell this car, but he can become president.

Donald Trump can still become President of the United States because 34 felonies don't matter for that job.

Geez, Louise, who wrote that stipulation in the U.S. Constitution? Was it late at night, the candles flickering, and what did they know about selling cars in 1776?

Seems that the rules are stricter when selling cars, houses, or tending bar than becoming the President of the United States? 

Editor's note: Well, the bartender at the Big Four restaurant on Nob Hill in San Francisco is a true professional and can make the most superb Gin & Tonic. 

Reply: Too bad the Big Four bartender isn't the next President of the United States.

However, bartenders appear aloof and independent. They work their magic, then move to their next order—clean, fast, neat. And no dust. They aren't desperately seeking to buddy up with some rich guy and confess their shortcomings by surrendering their job to an Elon Musk type.

The buck stops with the mixologist.

Actor Robert De Niro managed to eloquently describe Donald Trump. He even sounded incredulous when describing Donald Trump and saying, "Trump is so stupid." 

In retaliation, Donald Trump called De Niro a lousy, has been actor.

If Robert De Niro were to put on a bad wig and slap on orange makeup, bets are he could perform a master-class impersonation of Donald Trump. Saturday Night Live or PBS, are you listening? Alec Baldwin was a perfect Donald Trump, but Robert De Niro should also add to this endeavor. Maybe start a chorus line of Donald Trumps?

Meanwhile, the bell tolls on for an inauguration that looms in the future.

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