Much to the surprise of the Democrats, Donald Trump is demanding a voter recount for the 2024 presidential election. Insisting that he wanted to quash the rumors that the election was fixed, that he really, really didn’t win, that Trump stole the election from a lady, and he isn’t brave enough to face the truth, Trump unequivocally is demanding a recount.
However, Rudolph Giuliani, Vladimir Putin, Roger Stone, and Elon Musk have a different opinion. They say he shouldn’t rock the boat. They insist, “Let sleeping dogs lie” (a proverb dating back to the 13th century), which means to leave the situation as it is and avoid causing trouble or restarting an old problem.
So, shut the F up!
Trump continued to argue that the fake media was raising questions and insisting that all the swing states had ballots that were up and down voting for the democratic ticket.
Yet, for the president of the United States, people switched and voted unanimously for Donald Trump. Fake media is calling those ballots suspicious. The fake news insists that he lied about Haitians eating cats and dogs. Why wouldn’t he lie and fake the election?
When wife Melania was asked about the possibility of faking an election because her husband lied, saying Haitians were eating cats and dogs, someone interpreted her reply as saying: “That is all locker room talk. We don’t need a recount. I don’t care, do you?”
Rudolph Giuliani jumped in, grabbing a microphone, and vehemently agreed. “A vote recount isn’t necessary. Election workers are good, honest, dedicated people and the salt of the earth.”
Vladimir Putin ordered no recount.
Twisted into a double pretzel, Donald Trump agreed.
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