Listed for the first time on the Forbes 400 billionaires list, Donald Trump says he has no time to debate Kamala Harris again, although he appears to have plenty of time to hawk his Trump watches on QVC.
Hawking watches gives the other 399 billionaires on the Forbes 400 billionaires list qualms about Trump’s residence on the Forbes list, asking, “Why did Donald Trump make our list of the Forbes 400 if he’s selling Trump wristwatches on QVC like a corner street vendor selling watches out of a suitcase? Donald Trump has single-handedly tarnished the allure and distinction of the Forbes 400 achievement with his name on our list.”
Life is tough.
However, Kamala Harris has no problem with Donald Trump’s schedule, his name on the Forbes 400 list, or his selling Trump watches like a street vendor. Harris plans to debate an empty chair with a Trump photo taped to the backrest. A buzzer will sound when the chair fails to answer a question, and the moderator will proceed to the next question.
There is no question that Kamala Harris will win another debate.
Meanwhile, the Forbes 399 are relentlessly working to remove Donald Trump from their list. While the Harris team has an empty chair and a buzzer, the best the Forbes 399 can do is use quotes around Donald Trump’s name on its list—as in, making the Forbes 400 billionaires list is also “Donald Trump.”
Okay.
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