Kamala Harris made the announcement today on CNN. Her handlers spit out their morning coffee in surprise. She brushed aside her handlers, saying she was ready, willing, and able to take on her opponent every single day of the week until election day. Let him prove I’m disabled.
Donald Trump immediately said no. He was too busy saving the nation to waste his time debating a really stupid person, who he already beat 99 to 1.
Okay, Harris replied, “Let’s make it every other day. I’m the one you say is disabled and stupid. Prove it. We can debate every other day.”
His spokesperson replied, “He’s still too busy. Besides, he already beat her 90 to 10.”
“Okay. Once a week until election day, then? He can skip his once-a-week golf date. ”
He still can’t make it. Golf is critical to Mr. Trump. Besides, his spokesperson added that he had already debated her once and beat her, 70 to 3. Why should he give her another chance? She should go home, feed her cat, and call the election over.”
Someone sent a message over the internet: Next time you have a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken for lunch, Uncle Donald, take a good look at the chicken in the bucket: Cluck, cluck, cluck.
Kamala Harris denies the above message was sent from her office. However, her office added, “He’s chicken to debate her because Kamala Harris wiped the floor with Donald Trump in their only debate.”
Cluck, cluck!
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