Donald Trump says he's had enough criticism from his opponent, bad jokes from late-night T.V. comic losers, that no good traitorous Republican vice president and his daughter, not to mention Taylor Swift. Enough already.
Trump added that some people also called him chubby.
Chubby means it's time to quit the race.
Forget 34 felonies, taking truckloads of Top Secret U.S. documents to Mar-a-Lago, being accused by 28 women of sexual misbehavior (just found guilty by only one), hush money payments to a single porn star, maybe a few girlfriends on the side, a pussy grab here and there, the list goes on and on, but to call Trump chubby?
That's a bridge too far.
Add to the list plagiarism.
Trump went on that he discovered his hand-picked running mate, Baby Blue Eyes, referred to him, just a few years ago, as a dangerous individual with no business running the country. That traitor also said, 'Trump is a cynical asshole, and he's America's Hitler.'
Trump further complained that Vance tweeted a photo of him with O.J., and the caption read: "Here is an old picture of one of USA's most hated, villainous, douchey celebs."
It is agreed that the above isn't how a running mate should speak or write. None of Trump's wives ever spoke so negatively about Trump before or after their wedding day.
So, Trump decided to quit.
Maybe.
Although he claims that lots and lots of people say no, more and more people in the history of the world also say no. They believe he should remain in the race. Real MAGA people want him to stay.
Ukraine? Maybe no.
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