While D.J. Trump was found guilty of sexually assaulting E. Jean Carrol, his running mate for the second highest office in the entire world, has confessed he is guilty of using a sofa for sexual purposes. Apparently, in his autobiography, Hillbilly Elegy, this Yale graduate and format U.S. Marine admitted that this was his practice, or to be more direct, he f——k the sofa. Get it?
D.J. Trump either hasn’t heard about the sofa abuse, or he’s okay with sofa abuse. At least the sofa isn’t going to receive a $83 million judgment from Vance, as E. Jean Carroll received from Trump.
Pretty much a twin of Trump, Vance opposes abortion in cases of rape and incest, access to IVF, is against gay marriage, and that people in violent marriages should remain married.
It’s easy to imagine how Putin would eat these two clowns, Vance and Trump, for lunch. He’d spit out the remnants and pick his teeth with a steak knife. Then he would serve up a video of Vance doing his sofa thing at the next gathering at the International United Nations.
Now, contrast that action with the image of President Kamala Harris, standing tall in her Barbara Stanwyck stance, towering over Vladimir Putin in his high heels and snapping a ballpoint pen in and out. A woman born in Oakland, California (with rougher edges than the ladies born across the bay in Frisco) but just as tough, Harris looks down at Putin and tells him, “Get the hell out of Ukraine before I get pissed off.”
Forget the sofa f——ker or the bumbling, stumbling QVC pitchman; Harris in the White House and the world had better behave. This kind of leadership is needed and is a beacon of hope in a world of chaos.
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