NASHVILLE, Tennessee - (Spoof Satire) - The most popular singer in the world has just stated that she will be voting for Kamala Harris in the upcoming presidential election.
Swift who has one of the most devoted and dedicated fan following in the World of Instagram has asked her 283 million followers to vote for Harris so that America can once again look like the America that our great forefathers envisioned.
Tay-Tay added that her boyfriend Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce will also be voting for Ms. Kamala, and he has asked his 7 million Instagram followers to vote for the candidate, who unlike Trump, is not a convicted criminal felon, a Vietnam War dodger, a tax evader, and a philandering adulterer, who paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to shut up Stormy Daniels, Karen McDougal, LaVinnia Washington, and several others.
SIDENOTE: Las Vegas oddsmakers are now saying that Donald "The Orange Whale" Trump will lose the election in the greatest landslide in American political history. ■
