J.D.Vance Says Cat Ladies Are Running USA

Funny story written by K.C. Bell

Saturday, 27 July 2024

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"Can you hear me now?"

Yep! Those childless bitches, having cats instead of babies, are running this country of the US of A!

Like Thelma and Louise, they're in the driver's seat, heading the US of A straight toward and off the cliff. Cat-owning ladies have taken over executive positions in business away from the good men folk while they should be at home having babies.

Who do them cat ladies think they are? Why aren't they at home raising babies, scrubbing floors, doing the laundry, hanging curtains, helping kids with schoolwork, and making supper for the boss—real women's work?

And you know, cat lady women don't have the stamina or the brain power to work in a man's world. (They get that thing every month, don't you know?)

God created women to have babies, change diapers, breastfeed, cook meals, clean house, and not go galavanting up into some city skyscraper and get their noses into good men's work.

That's why God gave women a uterus. God didn't give men no uteri.

Take that pill away from the cat ladies and put them, cat ladies, back in the kitchen. Hurray! That's the best place where a woman can experience and fulfill her most incredible sense of accomplishment—cleaning the house. That was career enough for my mama and my grandma. Why shouldn't it be enough career for my sisters?

Now, how ignorant is that? And people thought Donald Trump was simple.

Okay, Trump was simple enough to select this guy as his second Vice president. One wonders whether Mr. Vance will ever hear the call of the wild MAGA people shouting, "Hang J.D. Vance."

That's how it goes if you cross D.J. Trump.

Trump's MAGA army will come looking to get ya.

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