CHICAGO - (Satire Spoof) - Wyatt St. Yuma, crack reporter for The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just broken the story that the Iowa State Senate, by a vote of 57 to 41, with 2 abstentions, has passed a bill (Bill TS 69) which will officially ban any female above the age of 14 from getting a tramp stamp on the small of her back.
State Senator Mildred Tannasea (R-Dubuque) stated that she is thrilled that the bill was approved, nothing that she has a granddaughter who is only 16, and she has a tramp stamp of Taylor Swift holding three kittens on her lower back.
SIDENOTE: Senator Tannasea notes that contrary to rumors her granddaughter, (Holly Tannasea) is not a lesbian. ■
