PETA Succeeds In Getting The Christmas Movie "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Gets Neutered" Banned

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 17 June 2024

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"You can run, but you can't hide." -CLINT EASTWOOD

NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Satire) - Skippy Viperwater, chief writer with The Lighthouse Press News Agency has broken the story that the PETA organization has succeeded in getting the popular Christmas motion picture "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Gets Neutered" banned.

A spokesperson for the group People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, stated that there are several scenes in the motion picture that were extremely unsuited for children between the ages of 2 and 12.

The scene where an Alaskan forest ranger neuters Rudolph was especially extremely unsettling and stressful even for some elderly adults and as well as some sheltered teenagers.

SIDENOTE: A representative with Tri-Moon Films who produced the movie stated that they are in the process of collecting all of the movies and videos and they will have them burned in an industrial incinerator located in Tarzana, California.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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