WEST HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Bedroom Pillow Talk senior writer Carolina Chipotle, recently spoke with songstress Miley Cyrus at the Inebriated Iguana Lounge in West Holly.
Miss Chipotle asked her about the rumors that have been churning out of the various rumor mills that report that she is a switch hitter (meaning that she swings from both sides of the plate.)
Miley giggled as she took a sip from her Papaya Margarita. She shook her head and said that those types of rumors have been circulating ever since she was caught making out with the has-been, old singer Madonna, underneath the famed Santa Monica pier.
SIDENOTE: Little Cyrus did say somewhat tongue-in-cheek that she is planning to record the hit single by Katy Perry, titled "I Kissed A Girl and I Liked It."
