NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Satire) - The spokesperson for The New Products Institiute, Paula Muskogee, reports that this year's biggest selling item are the Taylor Swift designer "Songstress" panties.
The sexy silk panties are produced in the nation's largest panties factory, which is located in Tuckahoe, New Jersey.
They are manufactured from the most expensive silk found in the United States.
Miss Muskogee spoke with Miss Swift in her palatial mansion, Casa Tay-Tay, located just outside of Nashville, Tennessee.
Miss Swift was wearing a pair of tight-fitting Daisy Duke short shorts and she lowered them so that Muskogee could see that she was actually wearing a pair of the luxuriously sexy panties, which retail for $89.99. ■
