CHICAGO - (Spoof Satire) - Long time interviewer Oprah Winfrey sat down with the notoriously infamous Cong. Marjorie Taylor Greene for a one-on-one, no-holds-barred interview.
OPRAH: Howdy Marj, so how the hell are ya?
MARJORIE: Howdy? Howdy? Hey gal, we're in Chicago, not Dodge City.
OPRAH: Well, I can CERTAINLY see why you are the most hated bitch in America.
MARJORIE: Maybe so, but there ain't an ounce of fat anywhere on my svelte body unlike somebody I know.
OPRAH: Well Miss Trailer Trash, I can easily go on a diet and lose my weight, but there is no way in hell that you can get rid of your butch-like looking face, you dishwater, Karen-looking blonde ho.
MARJORIE: Well, Miss 4X britches, the rumor going round is that you and Gayle are lesbionics.
OPRAH: And just exactly what the hell is a lesbionic? And let me just say that I hear tell that you have boinked half of the male politicians in D.C.
MARJORIE: Well, well. Do I detect a hint of jealousy Miss Balloon Butt???
OPRAH: You know what you pale, stale looking cracker. That's it. The interview is over. So get your lopsided,cellulite-infested albino ass out of my office and my building before I have you arrested for loitering.
MARJORIE: Bye Opie.
OPRAH: Bye Felicia!!!
