Paul McCartney to Re-do Entire Beatles Catalog

Funny story written by Al N.

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

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Ringo then asked, "Am I looking up or down? No, seriously!"

London, England Living Beatle legend Sir Paul McCartney announced today that he would start re-doing the Beatles catalog the way he thinks they should have been done and will start releasing them at Christmas each year until "Linda and Rita the Meter Maid come calling."

Paul will start with "Love Me Do" and continue right on through until "The End."

When asked to comment, Yoko Ono answered in a high piecing scream that some think was Japanese profanity but no one can say for certain yet.

"I don't remember any catalogs. He can bloody well do what he wants with 'em. Are they the catalogs I used to sit on to reach my drums?" asked Ringo, former drummer of the Beatles and Rory Storm and the Hurricanes, and currently the leader of the All-Starrs.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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