Latest modelling news just in, Naomi may be suing Tyra for making fun of her "not fat" outbursts and making a mockery of a real "disease" - FATNESS!
Reason for Tyra's outbursts, are that she was really annoyed at the fake cardboard cutout that Naomi had made of herself after throwing a tantrum, and then adding insult to injury by hurling Tyra's very expensive and custom made cell phone at her help - not sure if it was Tyra's help or Naomi's help, as this is still to be determined due to the modelling chaos reigned with the tempers.
After several days of negotiation, Tyra has now agreed to become friends with Naoimi once again, if Naomi publically admits to her childish behavour (tantrums) and confesses to being fleshy (she is fat!) - but the drug addiction was not mention at all.
As of this morning, 03:00 GMT, Tyra and Naomi have signed a peace treaty, never to discuss each others weight issues or use cardboard cutouts as a gimmick to gain more celebrity points to "outweigh" the other out. Tyra has also agreed to attend NA meetings with Naomi, to keep Naomi from pitching her phone at some poor unsuspecting help.
Maybe Naomi is secretly trying out for a career in cricket! The Spoof will keep you updated on her career and who is the "fattest of them all".
