Palestineans and Israelis Shocked at Their Children's Psychological Scarring

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 12 March 2007

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Brain scans of Israeli and Palestinean Children show same scars

Child Psychologists from both sides of the Israeli-Palestinean conflict are reporting that children from both warring communities are suffering from hopelessness, trauma and violent tendencies.

Shalom Zion, Israeli head of Mental health Services says that he was shocked to find the widespread mental illness in Israeli children: "We love our bubbalas and spoil them rotten! Who would have thought that years of hatred, war and oppression would have been able to counteract Jewish nurturance and guilt".

His counterpart among Palestineans,Salaam Canaan was equally nonplussed: "The Palestinean community has done everything it could to love and protect our children while ceaselessly attacking Israel! Who knew the hardy childhood psyche would be disturbed by constant suicide bombers?"

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