Halliburton, famous for its Fudd-like former CEO and for robbing America and Iraq blind during its former Elmerical CEO's War has announced that its corporate headquarters will be moved from one oil field to another.
Houston and Dubai are practically oily sister cities according to halliburton Chief Attorney Pullim Outahot-Wauta: "We can do our business from Texas, Dubai or Dublin...In today's world of instant messaging location is no longer an issue, no matter what the realtors tell you. Dubai has the desert dryness of Arizona without the taxes and inconvenient human rights. Houston was so humid and crawling with reporters, investigators and activists. In Dubai we will hardly sweat."