Arnold’s Scrotum Baby Belongs In A Woman’s Body

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Wednesday, 22 February 2023

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No Abortion for Arnold

Arnold Schwarzenegger has teamed up with Danny DeVito once again to make a sequel to the 1994 movie, “Junior”, where Arnold plays a pregnant man! But there’s already been blowback from the Abortion Lobby since they’re incapable of getting the joke.

“Why can’t a woman be pregnant!” say some protest signs at the film’s premiere.

“Our bodies don’t belong to men!”

“I want Mister Arnold’s baby in me!”

“Where’s Danny DeVito – I no see him – or there he is – hello down there, Danny!”

Religious anti-protesting protesters held their signs praising Jesus for making a man pregnant and keeping the fetus safe in his scrotum and they hoped that if a third movie is made it will show Arnold’s balls being baptized before yet another birth.

None of the film’s cast or crew could be reached for comment, and none have signed autographs, though this reporter talked to a grip – whatever that is – who said, “It’s just a fucking movie! Remember when Catholics protested ‘The Last Temptation of Christ’? Did that kill the movie? No. I think everybody’s just waiting for these losers – on both sides – to fuck off and shove their fetuses up their –”

So rude! But the movie promises to be a rollercoaster ride through male pregnancy – and out the other end!

Ewwww!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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