Mega-hunk, Hugh Grant, was driving his Maserati 4000 down the Ocean Highway in California, when he got out to enjoy the scenery of the Pacific Ocean and take some pics.
But then left his keys in the ignition and the door was locked!
Hugh told The Hollywood Scandal Sheet: “I – I – I, you see, I – well, what happened was – I was driving – and, well this is funny – you won’t tell anyone will you – and then – no, let me go back a minute, okay – I was – I mean I I I I I I – and then it was dark and the sun – so is it supposed to rain, I’m befuddled – I I I I I kissed Andi – what’s her name – the sunset was gorgeous – my keys – a dog, I thought it was, was it a dog, I don’t, but maybe – and then the queen – she died, really? Smash – and then James Bond is Daniel, orm no, is it – who – and what, say hunh – and California is gorge – and then I locked the door, um, did, did, did, I – um, that is to say, did, where, who, when – did I say it’s a convertible?”
Yes, he forgot to say that it was a convertible, so a locked door doesn’t really, I mean, that is to say, IIIII, can we cut to comm – no, okay, is that, what – sorry, I have the Hugh variant, and you will too in about … the next reason time the New World Order needs you to have another variant and its needle, uh, maybe the spring? Just in time for Hugh’s new movie, “I I I I I I Am Legend.”
