My 'You Had to be there' Moments' W/e 25th August

Written by radiogagger

Friday, 24 August 2012

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The Key to the door. It's not rocket science doofus.

Woke up late, go to unlock the door and check the (outdoor) post box. The key won't turn. Panic. Keep trying - nothing. Think about climbing out the window, or asking the neighbour who I've only met once, if I can go through their door.
Eventually I get it open to much relief by not pushing the key in all the way!

Overheard Conversation Of The Week
Girl to her fella "At the end of the day, things can only get better" Welcome to cliche heaven.

Phoned friend Jar Jar up to see if he fancied a drink. His 'new beau' answers, says he is driving. I ask where? 'Deal' (in Kent). I say 'Deal or No Deal' She laughs. I laugh (mockingly) at my own joke.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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