'He Flashed his Big Penis at Me' - Pamela Anderson says in New Memoir

Funny story written by UncleDale

Saturday, 28 January 2023

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David Hasselhoff, in happier times.

Pamela Anderson was a Kim Kardashian type Big - Breasted Babe in past years on TV - but also had Talent.

She was a star of a 90's TV show about curvaceous young female Life Guards saving attractive guys from drowning - and giving them lots of mouth to mouth resuscitation.

(All the while her huge breasts in a skimpy top sort of slapping the guys in the face to bring them back to life. )

(For your younger people - Google for info. on Pamela - and also 'Bay Watch' for info on that 'Ancient' TV series.)

Guys in prison were some of her most avid fans and she caused many a wet sheet.

Anyway - in her Memoir - 'Love Pamela' - she tell of being age 23 in a TV series Home Improvement - and the Star Tim Allen flashed his big dick at her.

She had been around Penises since age 15 so it was no big deal - but she was concerned that maybe he wasn't getting Any at home.

She totally forgot about the incident till writing her Book and needing something to titillate talk show Hosts with.

The other thousands of Penises she had met in her adventurous career were only mentioned obliquely - or not at all in the book.

(Possibly were smaller).

She was multi-talented (in bed and out) - Did a great action move called 'Barb Wire' - and didn't retire the huge breasts until in her 50's - then going back to her nice, regular 38's.

Quite a life! Saw lots of Penises.

(Lance Bottomly - Gossip Journalist - Loved the story!)


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