Written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 30 March 2014


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Pamela has been married to three different rock musicians.

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson appeared on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show to talk about her soon to be published book titled, Little Old Me and All Them Rock and Rollers.

The book deals with her and the three men she married who are all musicians, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Rick Salomon.

Gary asked her about the current rumor that there was a sex video making the rounds of Tinsel Town purported to be of her and Russell Brand doing all kinds of intimate things with and to each other.

Pamela, who is not easily embarrassed turned as red as a Tallahassee tomato. She told Gary that she is certain that there is no such sex video since she only met Rusty once and that was in the parking lot of a Flamboyant Tortilla Mexican Restaurant in Cucamonga.

She paused for a moment and wondered if maybe the tape was of her and John Mayer. She giggled and told Gary that it couldn't be since she has never met him.

SIDENOTE: Pamela said that her book goes into great detail about half a dozen sex tapes that she does admit to making.

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