Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine is reporting that Dolly Parton has just fired her band and she now has a brand new backup band. Writer Buck Yazoo stated that he talked in person with Miss Parton who divulged that she just got tired of her band members gett…
MEMPHIS, Tennessee - (Entertainment Satire) - Traci Diddle, top notch reporter with The National Rumblings News Agency, has just broken the story that country singer Dolly Parton has just opened up a pole dancing lounge in downtown Memphis. The hu…
NEW YORK CITY - (Satire News) - Traci Diddle with The National Rumblings News Agency writes that Dolly Parton's brand new perfume is selling like hot dogs at a baseball game. Diddle spoke with Dolly who said that she cannot believe that at the age…
"I have some Pull with Joe Biden - helped to get him elected - so getting the land next to the Smithsonian for my museum was a cinch," Dolly said. "I am a National Institution, right up there with Uncle Sam. I have done TV - best selling movies -…
Dolly Parton may be a successful country singer, successful and megarich, but she hasn’t forgotten her childhood in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee. That’s the message she wants to convey in her music. Dolly explained a little bit about how her…
A 63-year-old woman who worked as a housemaid for country and western legend, Dolly Parton, has told Hello magazine that she often saw Parton's husband, Carl Dean, placing glasses of milk containing bananas, strawberries and other soft fruits against…
BEVERLY HILLS – (Satire News) – The doctor’s who performed singer Dolly Parton’s breast reduction surgery have stated that the TRS (Tits Reduction Surgery) took one hour and 35 minutes. Dr. Billy Bobby “Sure Hands” Grabalintino, 51, informed the T…
PENSACOLA, Florida – (Satire News) – A woman, who resides in Pensacola, recently told Pensacola’s ABC Affiliate Channel 44, that her size 44-DDDDDDD tits are positively 100% natural. Hilda Brisquette, who is an unemployed prostitute told Channel 4…
CORNBREAD, Iowa – (Satire News) – Mildred F. Duckington was thrilled with the beautiful cactus figurine that her 17, great grandchildren gave her for her 94th birthday. She thanked them and she asked why they were all laughing like crazy. She aske…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – BuzzFuzz has just revealed that they have seen the recent DNA test results regarding Congressman Matt Gaetz, and they show that he is most probably not the illegitimate son of noted sexual predator Jeffrey Epstein.
HOLLWYOOD – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk has disclosed that Justin Bieber’s wife, Hailey Baldwin, is thrilled that her husband has decided to have 17 of his tattoos lasered off. Hailey told BPTs' Carolina Chipotle that she has been pleading…
BRISBANE – As if helping to fund the Covid-19 vaccine, supporting victims of wildfires, and getting books to underprivileged children wasn’t enough, now country star Dolly Parton has saved a baby from a dingo. While touring the Northern Territory…
Dolly Parton, the mega-successful Country and Western chanteuse, has broken her own self-imposed rule about keeping quiet on the subject of politics by firing a 'warning shot across the bows' of the US president, Donald J. Trump. Commenting on the…
In news that is almost impossible for anyone to take seriously, the Country & Western music star Dolly Parton, who had a string of hits, has announced her intention to run for the presidency of the United States. Parton, who has no political e…
Big Bend, TX - Scientists working with big agriculture have increased chicken breast size Texas style. The mutant chickens resulting from the work, according to local farmer Culo Gordo, are increasing profits by 126 percent. According to our sci...
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Sofia Vergara, the star of the hit sitcom Modern Family flew down to Mexico to get away from the hustle and bustle of Tinsel Town. From the minute her plane landed at The General Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana Airport and she...
NASHVILLE - Country music artist Dolly Parton says she was really looking forward to attending Super Bowl 48. She stated that she placed a $235 bet with her old friend Kenny Rogers. Dolly bet on the Denver Broncos and Kenny bet on the Seattle Seah...
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