Bobble Head Scumbags Played Like Neil Peart

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 6 January 2023

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Beat Dem Bobbleheads, Neil ... wherever you are!

Hey kids, do you like to play God? I know I do, but that wonderful profession is usually only reserved for dictators and Trumps and mad scientists.

But wait! Now there’s a way that you can play God with those bastards!

Introducing the all new bobble head dictator dolls.

Collect them all!

Play bongos on the bobble heads of Putin, Trump, Xi, Kim Jong, King Charles, Netanyahu, Lukashenko, Khamenei, Aziz Al Saud, Erdoğan, al-Assad, and all the rest!

(Cue theme song to The Brady Bunch)

Not to mention all the crazy whackjobs in Africa (will that continent always host soooo many scumbags? As long as America says so … yep!)

Now you can play dem bitches like Neil Peart smashing the drum kit to YYZ! (Look it up – great drums!)

Rock and Roll shall never die … but dictators always do …

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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