Kardashian Can’t Donate Her Hazmat Panties

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Friday, 16 December 2022

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Tempting ... but for Hazmat Only

Taylor Swift has donated a pair of her panties to the Hard Rock Cafe in Los Angeles. Not to be outdone, Kim Kardashian did the same, but the manager at the Cafe said,

“OH GOD NO! Get them outa here! Call the hazmat crew – bring in the bug bombs – napalm, fuckers, napalm the whole hill – I love the smell of napalmed panties in the morning!”

Some cryptic remarks there, but the gist would be that the manager does not care for Ms. Kardashian’s undergarments to be near any sort of food products.

Well done, sir, you just saved a lot of lives from a salmonella outbreak … or worse. (Why was there a shit stain in her panties? My God, you may have saved the world from the next pandemic! A true hero!)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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