Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 1 February 2014

image for Russell Brand Tells Bruce Jenner He Wants To Date Him After He Has His Sex-Change Operation
Bruce plans to travel to Trinidad, Colorado, which is the Sex Change Capital of the United States.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand and Bruce Jenner have always been good friends, but Brand recently said that one day he hopes to be even closer friends.

Brand spoke with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in West Hollywood.

He told Miss Rangoon that when he first heard that Bruce was going to have SRS (Sexual Reassignment Surgery) he was not really shocked.

Russell said that he had always known that Jenner was a bit on the feminine side since he's known he's secretly been wearing his wife's bikini thong panties for the past three years.

Brand said that he talked to Bruce and he told him that after he becomes a she, he (Brand) wants to be the first guy that she goes out with.

Russell said that Jenner smiled and gave him a very dainty high five.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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