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Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City

Funny story: Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City

MEXICO CITY - About an hour before the San Antonio Spurs and the Minnesota Timberwolves were to have tipped off in an NBA game in Mexico a fire broke out towards the ceiling. Smoke quickly engulfed the arena and it was evacuated. NBA officials hop...

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Successful Face Transplant after Chupacabra Attack

A Mexican hotel maid underwent successful surgery to restore her face three months after a brutal attack by the legendary Chupacabra. The 19 hour surgery involved complete reconstruction of facial bone and cartilage, as well as transplantation and gr...

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Charles divorce latest: Camilla 'dismembered and ate all five previous husbands' shock horror

Funny story: Charles divorce latest: Camilla 'dismembered and ate all five previous husbands' shock horror

London - (Prenup Mess): Prince Charles fears for his life after discovering Camilla's special dietary needs, a secret divorce arbitration panel has heard. Clarence House CCTV footage shows Camilla shapeshifting her way into a Goliath Turdeater Sp...

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Jessica Simpson Says That She Has A White Girl Booty - Naomi Campbell Replies "Say What Bitch?"

Funny story: Jessica Simpson Says That She Has A White Girl Booty - Naomi Campbell Replies "Say What Bitch?"

SANTA MONICA BEACH - Jessica Simpson was out lying on the beach at Santa Monica taking in some rays when she was asked if the rumor about her getting back with Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo were true. Jessica grinned and stuck her finger in...

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Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention

Funny story: Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Butch Patrick, who starred as little Eddie Munster in the 60s sit-com, The Munsters is walking on cloud 9. The little fella, who is now 57, met his future wife at a Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra convention held in Interco...

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Mel Brooks Says That Mel Gibson Has Agreed To Star in His Comedy, "Mel Gibson Vs. The Chupacabra"

Funny story: Mel Brooks Says That Mel Gibson Has Agreed To Star in His Comedy, "Mel Gibson Vs. The Chupacabra"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Film producer, director, and writer Mel Brooks, who produced such great comedies as Young Frankenstein's Frankfurter, Robin Hood - Transvestites In Tights, Space Balls - Galaxy Dicks, Blazing Saddles, and the sequel Burning Hemorrho...

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El Chupacabra Arrested for Illegal Immigration

An El Chupacabra, or simply "Goat Sucker," was arrested in the town of Tubac, Arizona for illegal immigration. The Goat Sucker, or Enrico Encarnacion as he likes to be called, was also found with a kilo of cocaine in his prison wallet, or anal c...

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Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, and Andy Dick To Star in "The Attack of The Chupacabra - Hey What The Hell Is That Smell?"

Funny story: Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, and Andy Dick To Star in "The Attack of The Chupacabra - Hey What The Hell Is That Smell?"

FREDERICKSBURG, Texas - Noted film director Fanton Brasshorn was sitting in the courtyard of The King of Prussia Hotel sipping on a Seven and Seven when he was asked about his latest movie. Brasshorn, who last year directed The Silver Screen Film...

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Letters to the Editor - Alien Hunters Anonymous (AHA)

Funny story: Letters to the Editor - Alien Hunters Anonymous (AHA)

Where creatures such as the chupacabra, bigfoot, and aliens are more than just sightings. Dear Fellow Bigfoot Hunters, I wish to comment on a story that I read recently that bigfoot sightings are on the rise in Michigan. Can anyone tell me what part of Michigan they are on the rise in? The story claims that the bigfoot creature was dining out of a dumpster. My first thought that it was dirty...

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"The Chupacabra and Seven" Wins The 2010 Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest

Funny story: "The Chupacabra and Seven" Wins The 2010 Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest

LOBO, Texas - The small West Texas town of Lobo recently hosted The 29th Annual Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest & Frijoles Borachos Cookoff. The yearly event was held on Tumblin' Tumbleweed Day, which is celebrated on the third Saturday in...

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Hospitalized Rush Limbaugh Assaulted By Patient In The Next Bed

Funny story: Hospitalized Rush Limbaugh Assaulted By Patient In The Next Bed

HONOLULU - Radio political talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who was admitted into Honolulu's Good Sisters of The Coconut Hospital due to a vocal cord infection, was reportedly punched and kicked by the patient in the next bed. Details are still somew...

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'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'

Funny story: 'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'

Forget 'Chupacabras', the dreaded 'goat suckers' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World's Overweight Population: Pishtacos! Law enforcement agents in Lima today discovered wha...

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The World's Most Interesting Man To Hunt Down The Dreaded Chupacabra

Funny story: The World's Most Interesting Man To Hunt Down The Dreaded Chupacabra

SAN ANTONIO - The world's most interesting man, Fernando Monte Verde, has come to the second largest city in Texas to meet with Amos Bob Figginfacker, owner of El Rancho Se Habla Grande Ranch located just outside of San Antonio. Monte Verde who ha...

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Barack Obama Appoints Kinky Friedman As Chupacabra Czar

Funny story: Barack Obama Appoints Kinky Friedman As Chupacabra Czar

President Barack Obama added another Czar to his cabinet with the appointment of Kinky Friedman as his Chupacabra Czar. Friedman is a singer, writer, and comedian who has also run unsuccessfully on an independent ticket to be the Governor of Texas.

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Amy Winehouse Stars In "The Attack of The Chupacabra"

Funny story: Amy Winehouse Stars In "The Attack of The Chupacabra"

HOLLYWOOD - Silver Screen Films an independent movie company has announced that they have just finished shooting the full-length motion picture The Attack of The Chupacabra. The movie was filmed on location in the town of Dime Box, Texas. Dime Box...

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Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!

Funny story: Homeland Security Alerted After First Mexican Short Range Missile Attack Documented in Los Angeles!

Los Angeles,Ca. Defcon 3 Alert - A 16 year old Mexican-American high school student was arrested today and charged with launching a 'deadly missile' during a low speed encounter on the Los Angeles Freeway with a student from a rival gang. Roberto...

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Chupacabra Not On The Menu...Yet...

Funny story: Chupacabra Not On The Menu...Yet...

Restaurateur, Chow Sum Fat, owner of the exclusive LA eatery 'See You Next Tuesday' has vowed to have real Texan chupacabra on his extensive menu by the end of the year. Chow, famous for having eaten absolutely everything, from snow leopards to Am...

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Jessica Simpson does a Pocahontas-saves Chupacabra from Sarah Palin-Couple wed by Janet Reno

Funny story: Jessica Simpson does a Pocahontas-saves Chupacabra from Sarah Palin-Couple wed by Janet Reno

PHOENIX, AZ (ABSNN) with Abel Rodriguez on site - Jessica Simpson, possessor of the World's Most Dangerous Vagina, and a member of Sarah Palin's Chupacabra Hunting Expedition, became a Pocahontas of sorts, when she disarmed Palin, and saved the life...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

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