ROUND ROCK, Texas - (Satire News) - A group of NRA enthusiasts traveled down to Texas, from Ohio, with the express intent of hunting down the dreaded creature known as the Chupacabra. La Chupacabra is a legendary folklore creature; but unlike most…
LAREDO, Texas – The city known as “La Queen on the Rio Grande” has just passed a law that has a lot of its residents yelling out just about every curse word in the book, both in English and in Spanish. Laredo Chief of Police, Paquito “El Torito” M...
MEXICO CITY - About an hour before the San Antonio Spurs and the Minnesota Timberwolves were to have tipped off in an NBA game in Mexico a fire broke out towards the ceiling. Smoke quickly engulfed the arena and it was evacuated. NBA officials hop...
A Mexican hotel maid underwent successful surgery to restore her face three months after a brutal attack by the legendary Chupacabra. The 19 hour surgery involved complete reconstruction of facial bone and cartilage, as well as transplantation and gr...
London - (Prenup Mess): Prince Charles fears for his life after discovering Camilla's special dietary needs, a secret divorce arbitration panel has heard. Clarence House CCTV footage shows Camilla shapeshifting her way into a Goliath Turdeater Sp...
SANTA MONICA BEACH - Jessica Simpson was out lying on the beach at Santa Monica taking in some rays when she was asked if the rumor about her getting back with Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo were true. Jessica grinned and stuck her finger in...
INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Butch Patrick, who starred as little Eddie Munster in the 60s sit-com, The Munsters is walking on cloud 9. The little fella, who is now 57, met his future wife at a Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra convention held in Interco...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Film producer, director, and writer Mel Brooks, who produced such great comedies as Young Frankenstein's Frankfurter, Robin Hood - Transvestites In Tights, Space Balls - Galaxy Dicks, Blazing Saddles, and the sequel Burning Hemorrho...
An El Chupacabra, or simply "Goat Sucker," was arrested in the town of Tubac, Arizona for illegal immigration. The Goat Sucker, or Enrico Encarnacion as he likes to be called, was also found with a kilo of cocaine in his prison wallet, or anal c...
FREDERICKSBURG, Texas - Noted film director Fanton Brasshorn was sitting in the courtyard of The King of Prussia Hotel sipping on a Seven and Seven when he was asked about his latest movie. Brasshorn, who last year directed The Silver Screen Film...
Where creatures such as the chupacabra, bigfoot, and aliens are more than just sightings. Dear Fellow Bigfoot Hunters, I wish to comment on a story that I read recently that bigfoot sightings are on the rise in Michigan. Can anyone tell me what part of Michigan they are on the rise in? The story claims that the bigfoot creature was dining out of a dumpster. My first thought that it was dirty...
LOBO, Texas - The small West Texas town of Lobo recently hosted The 29th Annual Best Damn Drink In The USA Contest & Frijoles Borachos Cookoff. The yearly event was held on Tumblin' Tumbleweed Day, which is celebrated on the third Saturday in...
HONOLULU - Radio political talk show host Rush Limbaugh, who was admitted into Honolulu's Good Sisters of The Coconut Hospital due to a vocal cord infection, was reportedly punched and kicked by the patient in the next bed. Details are still somew...
Forget 'Chupacabras', the dreaded 'goat suckers' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World's Overweight Population: Pishtacos! Law enforcement agents in Lima today discovered wha...
SAN ANTONIO - The world's most interesting man, Fernando Monte Verde, has come to the second largest city in Texas to meet with Amos Bob Figginfacker, owner of El Rancho Se Habla Grande Ranch located just outside of San Antonio. Monte Verde who ha...
President Barack Obama added another Czar to his cabinet with the appointment of Kinky Friedman as his Chupacabra Czar. Friedman is a singer, writer, and comedian who has also run unsuccessfully on an independent ticket to be the Governor of Texas.
HOLLYWOOD - Silver Screen Films an independent movie company has announced that they have just finished shooting the full-length motion picture The Attack of The Chupacabra. The movie was filmed on location in the town of Dime Box, Texas. Dime Box...
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