TISHOMINGO, Oklahoma – Throughout the years, the world of country music has seen a lot of very popular duets, from Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers, to Keith Urban and Carrie Underwood.
But the newest country duet on the horizon has just hit the jackpot.
Blake Shelton, and live-in girlfriend, Gwen Stefani’s duet “Nobody But You” has just reached #1 on the country music chart.
Shelton and his sexy cougar - he’s 43, and she’s 50 -live on Blake’s Oklahoma ranch, where the two have been sheltering-in-place and spending lots of their time drinking, eating, watching Bonanza reruns, and doing the horizontal hokey-pokey.
Blake said that he has taught the city girl how to milk the cows, rotate the crops, and castrate the horses.
He then added with a smile, “And my deliciously sexy cougar has taught me to ease up on my almost out-of-control beer drinking.”
He paused for a moment and then added: “Plus, she’s helped me to control my cornbread addiction, and to speak without using so many damn effen curse words like t*ts, b*tch, peck*r, and pu*sy.”
Las Vegas oddsmakers say that the odds are 4 to 1 that the lusciously-hot Gwen will become the third Mrs. Blake Shelton.