When they first began on their journey to creating an entire sex-related empire, Havinghurst Dewurst and his wife had little idea it would have put their lives at danger. These sex entrepreneurs are claiming their sex industriousness is fraught by a homocidal priest who is hunting for their asses.
Supposed killer curate Fr Fred Tittslesin is claiming that the whole story is just a PR scam: "I ,Fr F 'The Great' Tittslesin deny the whole thing. Why would I chase these two sexual perverts? How could they be of any interest to me? I am a bioethicist of the 1st class.More importantly I am Priest, hear me roar and watch me whore!"
Tittslesin has decided that since he can't beat them-multi-millionaire sex advice gurus, H&C Dewurst - he may as well join them in the depraved world of online advice columns.
"Ask Fred" will debut as an online Confessional box. Father Fred explains: "Just log on to the Sinternet and you will see a good ole fashioned confessional box - the one designed like a coffin. Just click on open and you can begin to tell me your gravest sins and I'll rate them with days, weeks, months, years in Purgatory."
Ad-expert I.D.Ceil Myma-Derh has developed, what she feels is a truly award winning slogan for the good Father: "Get on line at the online Confessional Box."
AskFred has already attained one-million hits in its first week.