Written by jd Balderdash

Monday, 30 October 2006

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(QnewZ) - Quick .. on the left? James Arness, Gunsmoke's Matt Dillon still alive and kicking at 83. On the right? Marshal Dillon's wife of 780 years, who knows, time gets lost in a bottle when you're dealing with that many candles on a birthday cake. Scary stuff all this especially with Halloween coming up. Looks like 6 foot 7 Marshal Dillon's about to head out and Rotor ROOTER some stuff out of somebody's septic tank's septic tank OR, conversely go Freddie Kruger somebody who knows.

As a public service of QnewZ we "warn-ya" .. this Halloween night, keep all doors locked, all pantries SHUT, all cell phones on "buzz'z" because Marshal Matt DILLON may be "come'n for ya" big time completely decked out with BTK meat cleavers, Texas Chainsaw chainsaws, Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers, an OJ knife, Anthrax powder disguised as Splenda even, the whole 10 yards and then some knowing Matt Dillon even if it means Matt and his horse tracking you up to the 3rd moon of Saturn on into the next galaxy Andromeda and beyond. Rule of thumb .. If Marshal Dillon's coming for you, (we've all learned this rule from watching Gunsmoke), you may just as well give up NOW, not even Festus, Doc or Miss Kitty can save you at that point in the work-flow equation.

** This QnewZ Marshal Matt Dillon Halloween warning e-lert brought to you in part by Huggies, George Lucas, Cher, Hormel (the makers of Spam), Mountain Dew and of course, TheSpoof.com.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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