Written by 911review

Tuesday, 9 January 2007

I pledge allegiance to my wife

(oops, sorry),
i pledge allegiance ....

(one second, ive got GAS)

i pledge allegiance to God (oops, "The president's job is never to promote a religion.")
-Oval Office, May 5, 2006

i pledge allegiance ....
i pledge....

i pledge allegiance to the united states of Americar, to which it stands one lady
under, ummm....

one religion... OOPS...
One, mean, umm....

i pledge allegiance to Dick Cheney, his wife, and their beautifull gay daughter,

Aww heck, well, umm...
One nations under the republicans, to which I stand for...

for one and for all.

Play BALL !

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