I pledge allegiance to my wife
(oops, sorry),
i pledge allegiance ....
i pledge allegiance to God (oops, "The president's job is never to promote a religion.")
-Oval Office, May 5, 2006
i pledge allegiance ....
i pledge....
i pledge allegiance to the united states of Americar, to which it stands one lady
under, ummm....
one religion... OOPS...
One, mean, umm....
i pledge allegiance to Dick Cheney, his wife, and their beautifull gay daughter,
Aww heck, well, umm...
One nations under the republicans, to which I stand for...
for one and for all.
